10) Because it’s one of the hottest, fastest-growing fields in the market today.

9) Because you won’t need that cup of expresso to keep you awake while you do your research.

8) Because it’ll make John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, and certain RWA members twitch.

7) Because it doesn’t REALLY make you go blind. :smokin:

6) Because the idea of seducing a total stranger out there in E-land with a few well-chosen words is a kinky kinda thrill. :razz:

5) Because there are too many households where the romance really DOES stop at the bedroom door.

4) Because people will offer you peculiar things to autograph at book signings. :moon:

3) So you’ll never, ever have to say “he buffed her muff”, or “she spread her legs, closed her eyes, and thought of England”.

2) Because people will think you’ve done all those things yourself so you must really be HOT.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR WRITING EROTIC LITERATURE:
drumroll, please:

1) Because if you write it, they will cum.
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