It’s been two weeks since the book went on sale.
Reviews have been favorable.
I’ve posted a few blog entries.
So, I’ve decided it’s time to introduce Savannah.

Savannah is…well, sort of my alter-ego. A little cynical, a tad opinionated, but overall a pretty nice person.

(Translation: I’m the evil twin, the bitch, the one who has to take charge sometimes because Raine is just too damn NICE).

Uh…okay…Savannah would just like to say how good it is to meet everyone…

(Wassup) :hushyourmouth:

…And she was kidding of course. There’s no such thing as “too nice”.

(S’cuse me, but don’t expect me to come out here and LIE. After all–Nice People Created Hell).

Huh???

(Oh pull-eze, girl! Wake up! You don’t think God came up with such an idea, do you? God rang up the heavens and the earth. It took PEOPLE to come up with the notion of Hell.)

Oh, now wait…

(And they were nice people. Just like you. You don’t think The Evil Ones thought that up, do you? I mean, if you KNOW you’re evil, you just accept that’s the way you are, and get on with plaguing The Nice Ones. But if you’re NICE, you never believe you’re quite nice enough, hmmm? So you deserve to be punished, and hey, Hell is as good a place as any). :uzi:

She doesn’t mean it.

(Sweetie, we can’t get to Hell fast enough! That’s why we created loveless marriages, and form rejections for manuscripts. And Hell, you could tell us all quite a bit about those rejections, now couldn’t you?) :smokin:

Alright, that’s enough, you…ahem…um, thanks for joining us for this get-acquainted blog entry, Savannah. We’ll understand if you can’t join us often.

(You can’t shut me up. I know where you live, lady).

Bitch.

(Dreamer). :???:

Go to Hell! :moon:

(Seeeee??? You can’t wait…) :twisted: