Raine's Secret Garden

Can I Get Fries With That?

So it’s three in the morning. I’ve gotten off work (strange shift–don’t ask), taken out trash, cleaned up hairball, washed the sheet that held the hairball, fed kitties, cleaned up broken glass (don’t ask)–and now I can settle down for a little writing before bed. :smile:

I feel the sofa cushion sink beside me, and I know who it is without looking. My hero. The hero of one of my current sagas, who refuses to cut me a break. Even at 3:00 a.m.
At least the last guy moved around. He even went to visit Cece for a bit.

But this one insists on looking over my shoulder. Or down my blouse–haven’t decided which…

    So that’s how you’re gonna introduce me to my audience? ‘The Hero’?? I have a name, y’know.

Yes, Mac, I know. I gave it to you. Look, I’m just trying to get a little writing done here, and…

    Yeah, that’s just it. It’s too little.

Come again?

    Oh, gladly–but first, let’s get this passage straight. It’s too little.

WHAT is?!! :wtf:

    The size of the penis you’re describing. Too small. It’s just not me, sweets.

(more…)

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“Single Female Author, Good with Plants, Animals, & Psychos”

Flashback about a year and a half or so…

While frequenting a certain category publisher’s boards, a writing friend brought a small competition to my attention. There were no prizes involved, just the challenge of competing with others and writing a short-short piece on whatever subject was designated. This time it was something like, ‘Write a 1000-word short with a great villain.’

“I might consider that,” I told my friend. “I’ve been told I’m fairly good at writing psychos.”

“Oh, yeah? Well, c’mon. I’m entering. Let’s see who wins.”

Not that her taunts influenced me at all (oh, no, not me…) :roll: –but I did give it a try. Neither of us won, of course. But I did get a follow-up e-mail from said friend saying, “You were right. Good psycho. Wonder what that says about you?”

Damn. That got me wondering too. What DID that say about me??! :shock:

You’ve had the experience if you’re an author, artist, sculptor–anyone who ‘creates’ something, supposedly, out of the bowels of your brain. Once in a while, something about that creation just CLICKS, far beyond anything you’ve planned, anything you’re aware of. It becomes REAL.
If it’s a hero/heroine your reader can relate to, you can smile and pat yourself on the back. Job well done. :woot:
But if it’s a villain, killer, psycho, etc., maybe you have to ask yourself just where that ‘thing’, that part of YOU, comes from.

And maybe that can be a little scary.

Even if you’re a reader–you’ve come across the occasional book where a character seems so vivid you’re SURE it’s based on someone real, or the author’s writing about themselves. :wink:

Mother Teresa said she became who she was because she knew there was a Hitler inside of her. And Arthur Conan Doyle tried his best to kill off Sherlock Holmes because the thing had become REAL. Occasionally, he believed he could see the man, sitting in the shadows, smoking his pipe. :smokin:

Everyone loves a good villain. Sales prove that.
It can, however, be a little unnerving to get inside his skin, and realize you’re very much at home there.

Sort of like the commercial asks… “what’s in YOUR wallet?!”

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Congrats and Thanks

Posting yet another big CONGRATULATIONS to Sasha, who sold a book to her dream publisher, Berkley!! :woot: :woot: :woot:

And a belated thanks to the generous-hearted friend and her dh who gifted me with a bottle of champagne to celebrate my recent publication. :grin:

And thanks to the friend who brought me Leonardo, a silly movie, and fluted glasses to share my champagne.

Special people. :thumbsup:

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Naming a Rose

{I’m trying a little experiment here. I’m considering posting excerpts of other works, or free stories on the site. Does this excerpt make you want to read it, or classify it? (and oh yeah, it’s copyrighted, don’t even think about it, I’m a dead shot with a .38 special).) :uzi:

Bob’s breath formed pale plumes of smoke in the night air as he watched her drop gracefully to her knees before him. His eyes slid to the right, then left, uneasily searching the shadows for signs of intruders. All was still and quiet. But time was short. In a few moments, other eyes could be upon them.

Rose knelt before him, a teasing smile playing at the corners of her mouth. “There’s no one there, Bob. No one.” She seemed to gather her courage by inhaling deeply. “Let me.”

His hand trembled, even as he tightened his grip around it, moving steadily closer. He’d waited so long, savored the thought of having her moist, plump lips opened eagerly for him, hungry and ready to be filled. “Wider, darlin’. Open just a bit wider for me…”

Her head moved slightly forward, her tongue darting out, tasting the taut, silky skin and the drop of creamy liquid coating the tip. “Mmm.” She smiled up at him, languidly licking her lips. “It’s sweet and sour, all at once. I wasn’t sure I’d like this. But I think…” Her small, slim fingers reached out, grasped and squeezed possessively. “…I think I want more…”

Bob groaned somewhere deep in his chest, his long meat delving as deep into her mouth as he could manage. He knew it would be like this. “For you, Rose,” he murmured, caressing her cheek. “Only for you…
(more…)

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SASHA!!

Just sending out a big TALLY-HO to one of my partners in crime, Sasha!!!

Sasha not only just got a big-time agent, but has announced sh’e s made a sale to Kensington!!!

WOOO-HOOOO, girl!!! :woot:

STEPH: Finish the Blaze. :thumbsup:

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W.O.W.

I don’t treat myself often; but today I treated myself to the new War of the Worlds. :razz:
There’s lots I’d have to say about this movie. But I don’t want to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t seen it.
I’m giving it a shaky 4 out of 5. Shaky.
If this movie had been made by anyone else, I think it would be hailed as one of the year’s best. However, because it’s Spielberg, we have higher expectations, don’t we?

Although there were shades of 9/11 all through this film, it isn’t about aliens or invasions at all. It’s about the dissolution of family values in society today. But if you want aliens and WONDERFUL special effects, you’ll find them in the movie too. :uzi:

I will say that, if you’re looking for a typical Spielberg movie, you won’t find it here. Gone is the indomitable human spirit, or the search for truth, honor, fairness. There are very few instances of man helping man. It’s as if Spielberg is ready to relinquish his heart-warming optimism, his heroic journey. At one point the hero, Ray, watches in admiration as his teen-aged son helps a few people struggling for their lives.
But he makes no move to help, no effort to become involved.
:hushyourmouth:

The old Spielberg would’ve followed the course of Cruise’s son in the movie, the young man who wants to know everything that’s going on, wants to help people along the way, wants to fight back against the invaders.
Instead, we follow Cruise’s path, as a man determined to survive and to save his children–even at the cost of other people’s lives.

It’s almost as if the late-middle-aged Spielberg has decided he can’t save us all, so he’s grabbing his balls, looking out for his own, & good luck to the rest of ya. And that’s rather sad. :sad:

However, it was good to see Gene Barry, star of the original film, in the last scene of this one!

Jordan’s pet peeve about the movie was dead-on; watching the crowd standing around, waiting for more and more devastation, rather than running for their lives as soon as the earth began to move. Yeah, I’m a curious person too, but–hey! :roll:

And there was my own pet peeve: People Running With Children.
I’ve seen this so often in films it’s scary…but if the kid in the film is, say, 8-10 years old, don’t pick up the kid, hold it tight, and run with it!! I haven’t been attacked by aliens recently, but tell ya what—I’ve yet to meet a kid that age who couldn’t run a helluva lot faster than I could, especially with their added weight!
ADVICE: when being chased by ETs, stalkers, slashers, or postal workers–place the child firmly on their feet, grab a hand, and RUNNNN!!!!!!!! :shock:

On the other hand, the previews of Peter Jackson’s King Kong look positively poetic. :smokin:

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Dreaming in the Harsh Light of Day

Yesterday was a tough day.

No need to go into specifics. I’m not the type who freely tells all my personal business (not until the third date or seventh glass of booze, anyway). :cool:

Let’s just say there are health issues, confidence problems, and everything seems to be going up except my paycheck (as opposed to Congress who recently voted THEMSELVES a hefty pay raise, and—silly person!—I thought they worked for ME).

So, after a tough day, I had to come home, plug in, and sit down to write a sexy, flirty, paranormal-kinda-thing with humorous overtones.

Yeah, right. :roll:

A fiction writer is a dreamer. No matter whether it’s horror, or inspirational, or chick-lit, or children’s books—whatever. Ya gotta dream it, feel it, somewhere inside before you can write it.

Which can be difficult to do in the harsh light of day, when stern reality is slapping a wooden ruler across your knuckles, demanding that you pay attention.

How do people do this? I’m thinking of people raising kids, people who have demanding spouses, people who have to worry about where their next meal is coming from—all of them, all of US, who have to set reality aside to create our own. And yes, it is a business—but if you can churn it out without any feeling behind it, are you giving your reader your best?

I know I’m still learning, but I haven’t got the gist of that yet. If I have a sucky day, I haven’t figured out how to set that aside so I can write about Susie’s palpitations as Bob tries to get in her pants. :???:

Any and all suggestions appreciated.
I’m off to put ice on my knuckles…

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