I got a little surprise when I opened my natural gas bill this week.
No, it wasn’t the bill itself. We’ve been warned on a nationwide basis that those were going up. And they did. Mine went up $40 per month—and I’m on the budget plan, spread out over the entire year!
The surprise was a little insert included with the bill. It was an appeal for a special program the gas company was sponsoring. They were asking for donations from customers to aid those who couldn’t afford to pay their bills.
I confess—I blinked. And I blinked again. “Lemme get this straight,” I murmured to myself. “You’re going to prey on people who struggle to pay their gas bills to donate money to your cause…after you raised the gas bills so others couldn’t AFFORD to pay??!!
Um…hey, folks? How about trying to keep the bills down, or set up more relief programs for people in need? How about more concentrated research into alternative energy sources, instead of deliberately keeping progress slow because it pads your freaking pockets??!!
How can they DO such a thing???
Because they can get away with it.
THE PAMPER PRINCIPLE.
That’s what I call it. It’s the principle that declares that an organization or business can legally fuck you—with or without lubrication—as long as they’ve got the dick that you want.
Bend over, baby.
Let me be more pc about it. Let’s say you’re on a small income. Let’s say you’ve got a small baby.
Let’s say I manufacture Pampers, or some other disposable diaper, and I’ve pretty well got the market cornered. I decide to raise prices by $5, $20, maybe $25 dollars a pack.
Guess what? You’re gonna pay.
You’re not gonna go back in time to those smelly cloth diapers that leak & constantly need washing. You’re not gonna let the kid run around soiling everything in the house. You will pay.
When the automobile gas prices went up, even BEFORE they were sure there’d be hurricane damage–we paid.
Cigarette taxes–we paid. 
If Bill Gates declared that everything Microsoft would self-destruct within one week unless every user sent him $5, we’d fork it over in a heartbeat.
And every year I hear more and more stories about elderly people freezing to death in their homes, kerosene fires, carbon monoxide poisonings, electrical fires from space heaters–all because more and more people cannot afford to pay.
Me? I’ve got an old house with a very old gas furnace. At this exact moment in time, I can’t afford anything else.
But I am being proactive about the whole thing.
I’m considering buying stock in Vagisil.