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RECENT NO-SURPRISE NEWS

Sometimes the news just isn’t news, y’know? Sometimes you just sorta sit there and listen and go…”well gee…who woulda thunk it…” :???:

Saddam Hussein was found guilty. (ya think??) :roll:

Snoop Dogg was arrested. (again). :smokin:

Yet another guy stepped up to say he thought he was the father of Anna Nicole’s baby. (maybe it was a menage…tricky, that…) :humping:

A politician put his foot in his mouth. (it was an easy fit). :yesyesyes:

Another evangelist put something somewhere else. (but it’s ok—he didn’t inhale). :razz:

But here’s some GOOD news—Barbaro, the magnificent racehorse injured during the Preakness, has had his cast removed!
YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! :woot: :woot: :woot:

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