Okay, so this is how some friends of mine imagine this conversation went…
(and no offense meant to any employee of any establishment anywhere):

Walmart Employee: “Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Walmart Employee: “What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “‘Best Wishes Suzanne’, and underneath that, ‘We will miss you.’”

I’m blogging at the CHICAS site today. :waving: