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For Mature Adults

Received in an e-mail this week. I’m getting pretty old. I agreed with most of these, lol. :yes:
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Truths For Mature Adults

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment, during an argument,
when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was
younger.

4. How the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.
I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. At least, I was yesterday.

6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

7. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

10. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

11. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear, or understand a word they said?

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

13. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

14. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874…and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain was also important.

Category: Chicas,General Blah Blah — Raine @ 1:53 am ·   Comments (4)

4 Responses to “For Mature Adults”

  1. BernardL says:

    LMAO! Those are all good and… ‘That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain was also important’ funny. The friend should probably wipe the hard drive just to be on the safe side. :)

  2. Raine says:

    I’m not usually into sexist jokes, Bernard, but… :popcorn:

  3. Cece says:

    Your BFF should also, if you die, toss all your pornos and toys for you too. :lmao:

  4. Raine says:

    Your BFF should also, if you die, toss all your pornos and toys for you too.

    :wootrock: :yes: :wootrock:
    (er…you’ve got my home address, right, Amie?) :thumb: